C

#include
#include

int main() {
int i = 0;
srand( time(NULL) );

printf("%s\n", ( rand() % 2 ) ? "awa" : "schon" );

return 0;
}

Java

public class schon {
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println(System.currentTimeMillis() % 2 <= 0 ? "awa" : "schon");
}
}

Java #2

import java.util.Random;

public class message {

public static void main(String[] args) {
Random rand = new Random();
System.out.println(rand.nextBoolean() ? "awa" : "schon");
}
}

JavaScript

function antwort(){
rand = (Math.random());
document.write(rand <= 0.5 ? "awa" : "schon");
}
antwort();

Lua

if math.mod(os.time(),2)>0 then
print ("awa")
else
print ("schon")
end

Perl

print int(rand(2))<=0?"schon\n":"awa\n";

PHP

echo ( rand(0, 1) ) ? "awa\n" : "schon\n";

Python

import random
print "awa" if random.randint(0, 1) else "schon"

Ruby

puts rand(6) >= 3 ? "awa" : "schon"

SQL

SELECT if( round( rand( ) *10 ) %2, 'awa', 'schon' )